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How will you take this news when your girlfriend leaves home at 7. PM and tells you, don’t worry, I shall return after 12 Am.<\/p>\n

In the first place, she failed to tell you about her destination. How many guys will take this message simple? Always propose to ladies of your standard.<\/p>\n

Such ladies get stranded in their old age after being combed with all the big men in the area.<\/p>\n

Don’t worry, I shall return!<\/p>\n

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How will you take this news when your girlfriend leaves home at 7. PM and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8860,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-scaled.jpg",2560,1212,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-300x142.jpg",300,142,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-768x364.jpg",640,303,true],"large":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-1024x485.jpg",640,303,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-1536x727.jpg",1536,727,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-2048x969.jpg",2048,969,true],"chromenews-featured":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-scaled.jpg",1024,485,false],"chromenews-large":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-scaled.jpg",825,391,false],"chromenews-medium":["https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-scaled.jpg",590,279,false]},"author_info":{"display_name":"nkyeremunews","author_link":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/author\/nkyeremunews\/"},"category_info":"Nkyeremu<\/a>","tag_info":"Nkyeremu","comment_count":"5","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/BeFunky-collage-80-1-scaled.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nkyeremunews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}